Virtual Spit

The act of being annoyed with someone through a social network and deciding to "virtually spit" on them, without the disgusting nature of the act in real life.

"Dude, Mike was totally being a douche on Facebook, so I just spit on him"

"You spit on him?"

"Yes, virtual spit, it's the latest craze. The kids are hopping and popping on their computers, ejecting disgusting virtual spit out of their virtual mouths"

"It's like a poke, but with hostility. I have waited all my life for this."

Just learning about the concept of virtual spit drives people to end war and in exchange for the less destructive virtual spitting.

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spitting shade

A derogatory comment or insult often made both fiercely and directly to another person. The next degree of throwing shade.

- Dr. Phil, I made you just like how Oprah made you. You were nothing before I came on this show!
- Bitch dare to be spitting shade on my show? Sit the fuck down.

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Spit Munger

Another word for a complete and utter fuck-tard.

Ambre, what are you doing you spit munger?!?

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Spit and Shine

The act of gobbing in your hand and rubbing it on the pus. Usually as lubrication to aid penile transit into the vag, however may also be done simply for bant.
Many recipients of 'the shine' are unimpressed and it should only be used in exceptional circumstances.

'She was a bit dry last night when I went to go in, had to give her some of the old spit and shine didn't I!'

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spit-teaser

This occurs when you get a chick in a room alone. Make-out with her/get her really horn. Turn her around so she faces a bed, bend her over, and rip her pants down. She is expecting you to "give it to her" hard. Simply spit in her butt-crack and walk out the door, leaving her very horny and probably pissed.

Dude, I finally gave a random girl the spit-teaser last night. Boy, was she mad!

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hooker spit

Magical liquids from the bottom of hooker boots

You have a lot of hooker spit in your throat.

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greek spit

To cum in someones ass, then suck out the cum from the ass-hole, spit it in a cup and serve it to your mother or father

john's father was given a cup of greek spit

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