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When you use a funnel to fill the inside of your foreskin with bacon bits and a firecracker to explode and spray on your partners face during sexual intercouse
Jomcoch: Dude I'm in so much pain I just heffle sprayed the black guy in class
Dom:ha
Jerking off anywhere in your house, and the cumshot proceeds to hit the ceiling.
What are you up to honey.
Oh just sitting at home in the living room getting ready to do some spray foaming.
Oh honey I’m proud of you for finally doing some house work.
Yes. That’s what I’m doing. Making you proud.
When you partake in sex with a girl so fast or masturbate so fast that your penis gets tan.
Yo you like my hung spray tan? I got it last night with Emily.
The act of ejaculating into your own hand ,while being intimate with a woman, and putting it in front of the air conditioner to cool it down then throw it at her face.
Alech, Ryan and Josh talked about how they gave their wives the Freezing Spray last night and how much the wives enjoyed the cooking sensation.
When you brew with other more lazy less desirables that are so disgusting you have to gather the muck into a muck trap. Leave muck trap to rot so it’s a gathering of the fucking jugallos (flies). Then unexpectedly flood the muck with enough chemical to turn it into Jonestown.
I fly sprayed out at the brewery. Hopefully it will be better tonight. I was getting eaten alive there yesterday.
A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed