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a small town out in the middle of nowhere filled with fuckbois and hoes who like to have unprotected sex.
hey, I went to rock springs, Wyoming to visit a friend of mine and while I was there, there were people fucking everywhere! Couldn't believe what I saw!
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The overweight and/or unmotivated people who go tot he gym just before spring break or summer because they know they need to squeeze into a bathing suit. They can also be considered as those who go to the gym simply to say they go tot the gym. They may be spotted sitting/standing by machines socializing thus preventing the actual gym members from going about their usual gym tasks. They sometimes are actually working out on the machines but being that they only go to the gym once a week it is a waste of their time and the time of those dedicated gym goers who frequently get use out of the machines.
Note: Spring break fattys as often as they go or as hard as they seem to work fail to actually see results.
Damn dude, that girl is just sitting on the machine texting. That Spring Break Fatty needs to get out of here and stop wasting our time.
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When one ingests the vitamin Riboflavin, it turns their urine bright yellow. When one ingests Methylene Blue, it turns their urine dark blue.
When one ingests them both together, it turns their urine emerald green.
When one performs the "golden shower" after ingesting aforementioned chemicals, its called the Irish Spring.
yo dawg last night i gave mallory an irish spring for st patty's day
she hasnt called me since
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When a man is giving a woman anal and does not want to get poop dick, right before pulling out, he punches her in the ribcage causing her to tighten up her sphincter muscle and when he pulls out, he makes a popping sound with his finger and mouth and says "Clean as a whistle" and whistles the Irish Spring theme.
"I was giving this chick anal last night and right before I pulled out, I gave her an Irish Spring and my dick came out (POP) clean as a whistle!!"
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Spring Lake is...
1. In Spring Lake, Michigan.
2. Next to Lake Michigan.
3. Home of the Lakers.
4. Better than Fruitport.
5. The place that has great beaches.
6. The place that has great ski hills.
7. A place where flooding occurs.
8. A place that has beautiful seasons.
9. A place that has winters that last too long.
--Once a Laker, Always a Laker--
Boy 1- Spring Lake, Michigan has amazing people!
Boy 2- I know right?!
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Any place known for violent behavior and/or drug dealings. Also known as a hood or a ghetto.
"I wanna buy some drugs, man. We've gotta find us a Spring Street where we can get them easy."
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When you use a potato as a condom and then have sex. The blood that will be pouring out afterwards collects in a pool and eventually streams down the side of the bed. The bleeding vagina or the pool of blood can hence be called, an "Irish Spring".
Back in Ireland, we didn't have condoms. Instead, we used potatoes. And you know that afterwards the girl would be bleeding a river. Now that's a REAL Irish Spring.
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