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used as a noun, It's a negative connotation towards a person, place, or thing. It means a wimpy puss clot.
Kendall Don't be such a Dweeb Squeeze, we are going to do it.
a person that squeezes their facts
Dude that bitch is a fart squeezer
Something that is missing the most important element
"your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"
Another way of saying "Choking the Chicken" or "Slapping the Salami"
I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.
This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.
Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”
When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.
"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."
when you are trying to hold in diarrhea.
Josh was pulling a serious squirt and squeeze the other day. It was just sad to watch.