Random
Source Code
Random
A one week period where you and your partner lock each other in your bedroom and you fuck each other until one person dies. The remaining player is the winner.
me and tyler had a 7 night stand and i killed his ass, yo!
tyler and alysha had a 7 night stand and it ended in a draw. Alysha survived by eating tylers cockmeat sandwhich and drinking his see through semen. Tyler was able to survive by eating out and drinking alyshas orgasm.
11👍 9👎
While after your done with your fun, you stand above the female as she is laying down and you beat your meat over her so than when you cum, it flys all over her in such a way a plane would land on a land strip.
Wow I just 'Standing Land Striped' Shannon last night
15👍 14👎
What’s a one night stand, plus a two night stand?
A three night stand, that's what.
7👍 5👎
When a Mexican gets a woman to do a headstand on the side of the road and sell fruit from her vagina.
I was driving to work the other day and saw a Mexican Fruit Stand on the side of the road. I stopped for some pineapple.
5👍 3👎
Like the mob word "Stand up guy" A stand up bitch is a endearing term to describe a woman or group women with whom a man acciocate's with and has developed a solid friendship with them.
(DeeJay Don Juan) said right before his debut broadcast on SiriusXm radio...'Yo - I wanna give a shot out to A Stand up bitch All home girls from around my way! You know who you are!' You are A stand up bitch and without A Stand up bitch in my life, I wouldn't be here today. Thank you for all your kind words and support God bless!'
5👍 3👎
When you fart and you walk away from it for a while but evertime you pass that section the fart is still lingering in the same exact spot.
joe:*farts*
kuro:ew D:
Joe: *walks away from fart* 8
kuro: walks away
Joe: *goes to the bathroom*
*2 mins later*
kuro: *passes spot joe was staning in* holy sit dude yer fart is still standing here!
5👍 3👎
when u fuck some nigga or bitch once. you dont even have to knoe da person
magan:i heard u fucked evens
alivia:it was a 1 night stand never happenin again
magan:it was that bad
alivia:no
magan:then wat
alivia:i dont knoe him
or
she had a 1 night stand
27👍 34👎