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I go to dinner and steak simply means that you go to dinner and order steak at your dinner.
I go to dinner and steak only the real can relate I used to live in the P's now it's a crib with a gate.
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The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
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truly a guy's holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on Sep. 2 every year
I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?
No...what?
Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
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When one guy gets sucked off by someone else and their partner gets to lap up all the spooge that is dripping off of their guy's home-grown sausage and meat balls.
When I come back from a sweaty day of work me and my man always know what to give each other for an after dinner dessert...tube steak and white gravy. We like to take the time to work each other over for seconds and thirds.
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This is the opposite of Valentine's day. During this period of time, any male is entitled to complimentary fallatio, penis cleaning, and a charred piece of cow flesh.
Dude! Did you celebrate Steak & Knober day? My knober was off the hook!!
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A merm steak made into a pie...like chicken pot pie except with merm steak no chicken...
merm steak is merm sliced into steak sized peices, and healed for multiple uses...
(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving hair..XD...and no mermaids were fataly wounded in the making of this product)
I want to give you a merm steak pie for your good work
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When a man ejaculates onto a woman's labia and then spits yellow phlegm(Loogies) on it to make it look like Sliced steak with mayo and cheese.
Dorine you wont believe what Patrick gave me last night, a Philly Cheese Steak!
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