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cal strike.

cal strike.

cal strike.

by dontlikestanislas June 3, 2021


Load Strike

When a man refuses to give up his semen as a result of his partners, refusal to fulfill their seminal duties.

James, I can't give you my load, I have to go kill people. Well Jason, I'm going on Load Strike.

by Cheeto Voldermort March 12, 2017


hop on counter strike

Slang for aggressive, fruitful gay sex.

Yo bro, hop on counter strike”
“No, that game sucks ass.”

by Hexagonic February 27, 2024


lee strike

Random articles of refuse left behind by a certain coworker

Who left this shit in my work area?”
“Dude, you just got hit with a Lee strike!”

by Gspot-gman October 29, 2021


counter strike skins

Rip moms credit card.

Do u want counter strike skins?
Yeah, lemme just get me moms credit card,

by flipgod December 11, 2016


True Strike

The single most useless fucking spell in Dungeons and Dragons

Person 1: I cast true strike! I'll have advantage to hit on my next attack!
Dungeon Master: The goblin hits you. Roll concentration.
Person 1: ...3.
Dungeon Master: You lose concentration.
Person 1: Fuck.
Person 2: Why not just attack twice

by AbstractDark July 15, 2021


Moses striking the rock

I got you now you stupid bitch

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024