(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business. A euphemism for a monkey punch.
That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a simian strike last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore
When you are about to slam a woman from behind, but instead you fist it with an uppercut.
"She was waiting for me to put it in and instead I went all simian strike on her"
<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Everyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Everyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
Travel to an unfamiliar city with your crew and hit the town hard, leave your mark and never return again.
-Jp
Last weekend we went on an epic strike trip.
the act of bowling a strike while making jet noises
a jet strike is the only way to make bowling fun