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Taste's Like Dick

When a specific food or drink has the flavor or aftertaste of a dirty sweaty penis. Often the taste of dick will have a pungent and or sour flavor profile.

Damn bro that warm beer you just poured me taste's like dick.

by JUSTIN SYDHER March 31, 2022


Topeka Taste Tester

To taste a finger, cock,dildo,or any other phallic shape after it has entered both the colan(man,or woman's)and vagina or any other orifice from another living creature during coitus

There is a hooker on 5th and Main who allows Topeka Taste Testers for no additional price.

by Finkdaddy McGill December 2, 2022


tasting someone's cooking

A euphemism used to describe consuming someone's ejaculate.

Hey Martha, where were you last night? Tasting someone's cooking? ;)

by englebert0749 June 28, 2022


salt to taste

An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.

“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”

“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”

by MilitiaP May 15, 2024


salt to taste

An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.

“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”

“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”

by MilitiaP May 15, 2024


it tastes

The response when you consume a drink or food that you or someone you know has made and they ask you how it tastes. However, whatever concoction is currently in contact with your tongue is indecipherable and you can't really say that it tastes like anything particularly good or bad, simply "it tastes".

Person A: "Hey, what did you think of my smoothie I made? I put a bunch of fruit in there."
Person B: *Trying to understand the superposition of flavours in their mouth* "Hmmmm... it tastes"

by sad0w October 5, 2021


taste numb

The inability or reduced ability to distinguish between two flavours.

Dysfunctional taste buds.

Arup: This is minty. There's only one kind of minty flavor.

Me: No there's Sweet minty, there's strong minty, there's mild minty, etc.

Arup: I think I'm taste numb.

by danested1 June 30, 2014