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Christian and his small black weiney hang out.#So fun
Want to go with him .fun at the noodle bar
The feeling you get the morning after you and you're friends go to a bar and wake up the next morning sore. Like you have been in a car crash.
You: Dang what did we do last night my back and my arm hurts.
Friend: I don't know what we did but it must have ended in a bar crash cause my neck and my head hurts.
A web site called Mikey's Narr bar. The site is full of odd stories that make no sense but are very funny. The creator of this site is has yet to come forth and it is unknown if he/she ever will.
visit at mikeysnarrbar.webs.com or shenanigins.webs.com. Narr bar!
A chocolate bar you stick in your pocket, is forgotten, becomes a melty mess packet of goodness and is then found usually at the end of the day or when your wife checks your pockets before putting them in the wash.
eg. "Tim you shouldn't put that chocolate bar in your pocket, you know you will forget and it will be a pocklet bar by tonight."
The dudes who buff out together during the day at the local municipal "fitness" park, with only the steel bars to practice on, but can also enjoy a delightful night at the pub with the lads.
Pfft look at Dany, he's like one of them Bar Heroes ...
What you end up living with for 2 months, after too much tequila, last call, and no ride home.
Wow! I finally sobered up and realized what a bar mistake I made.
A bar or club that only lets in regulars. Only a few bars are true paradoxes. Others instead only restricts their audience to regulars on certain weekdays, or between certain times - or a combination of both.
Bouncer: "Sorry, we only let in regulars today. You're not going in."
Non-regular A: "What? How can you be a regular without being let in regularly? This bar is a paradox"
Non-regular B: "Yeah, fucking Paradox Bar"
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C: "Wanna go down to the Havana Club?"
D: "Nah, we'll never get in - it's a Paradox Bar"