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Is another town In bum fuck Georgia where the only pussy your gonna get is from ur cousin and there dumber than the rocks In Fannin county where the only thing they have is fieldstone and that’s a shithole there is nothing good in this palace of shit. This is the home to Banana Hands.
Towns county is a shit-hole
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A county in East Tennessee where the Ocoee river is located. Very nice place to vuisit but the locals hates outsiders and if your black don't be there after dark. Cause locals hate blacks and they will hang any they find in the county after dark.
Polk County is a wonderul place if you aint a nigger.
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1. A rural community in Upstate New York where 11 of every 10 people does drugs
2a. A town with a school district that is only good at wrestling and soccer, and a football team that gets a ridiculously hard schedule every year that they have no hopes of doing good in
2b. because all the kids on the team do drugs, and the football team gets boned
Situation 1
kid a: "hey dont you live in wayne county?"
kid b: "yea why?"
kid a: "got any bud?"
kid b: "dude just cuz i live in wayne doesent mean i smoke!"
kid a: "soooooo..."
kid b: "how much you lookin to buy?"
kid a: "dub"
kid b: "iight ile hook u up"
Situation 2
Canandagua kid A: "Hey looks like were playing wayne next week"
Canandagua kid B: "haha sweet we can sleep thru that game"
Canandagua kid A: "yea were a AAA school and there an A school there coach is stupid for scheduling us we've never lost"
Canandagua kid B: "yea thank god hes not our coach"
Canandagua kid A: "yea hahaha"
Canandagua kid B: "hahaha"
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The worst place to live. Rich fucks who drive fancy cars and don't give a shit about anything but themselves. Asshole little high school kids who think the universe revolves around them. An abundance of spoiled little brats who waste their parents' money on drugs, clothing from expensive stores, and other meaningless items. Every day a new street appears with a stupid new name. And a new shopping center appears so bitchy women in their 20's can go out and be superficial together. It's all about how dumb you can be, how much money you can make, how much nice land you can destroy with your developments, and how rude you can be to those who are supposedly inferior. I'm not sure how anyone in Fairfax County can be happy. Because all the men have tiny penises and the women are superficial and lack brains. Like I said, the worst place to live.
Moron from Northern Virginia: Hi! I'm a pathetic loser!
Normal Person: Maybe you should pull your head out of your ass and stop living in fairfax!
Moron: Wow, you use your brain?!
Fuck Fairfax County and it's degradation of humanity.
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although orange county does have ghettos, such as garden grove, for the most part it is known as a rich place with spoiled kids.
i lived in garden grove, it was tite there chillin with my mexican homies. but there were too much fuckin rich white kids in orange county..so i moved down south to san marcos
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a county in Central Florida, home to Orlando (see Whorelando) and Winter Park.
Orange County, FL = The other OC.
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Habersham is a small place of about 44,000 people. Common past times include smoking meth, having sex with close family members, driving extra large pickups to make up for extra small penises, and growing old and realizing that all you've provided the world is a series of Republican votes. Habersham is also known for its lovely police department who managed to throw a flash-bang into a baby's playpen during a... meth raid. They may not have caught the perp, but at least they severely disfigured an innocent child in the process. If taking a road trip, one should avoid driving through Habersham at all costs as the local backwoods inbreds can not comprehend the minute complexities of operating their pickup trucks and will tailgate and cut you off from one side of the county to the other. The wildlife native to the county is gorgeous... too bad the infestation of hunters kill most of it, so you probably won't witness any. I highly advise anyone to reconsider travel plans.
The GPS is trying to take us through Habersham County. Let's be safe and take the hour detour around it.
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