Greek

Reference to anal sex

Me and my wife did Greek for the first time last night.

Greeks

Lanky dogs who have no left foot

Siki: I don't date aussies, I date Greeks and non aussies

Sloppy Greek

Two slices of bavarian stonemill bread that have butter melted on both sides and places inside a toaster oven for five minutes. You then put two peices of ham and a mountain-wooping-ton of tzatziki sauce.

Hey Joe, where you going without that Sloppy Greek of yours?

Greek coffee

When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer

“Cream or sugar today sir?”

“No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug”

The Greek Gods

A fantasy football team that is known for being on the good side of a trade.

The team starts out below average and then becomes a contender.

The Greek Gods

FF player 1: Dude, did you see that trade I made in my fantasy football league.

FF player 2: Yeah yo, you The Greeks Gods of this league...

greek potato

A potato you shove into a girl’s rectum that when she clenches her cheeks, turns into mashed potatoes

You want a greek potato?

Greek Holiday

An erection lasting seven days. Specifically while on holiday with a gay lover with a Roman name like Octavion or Augustus

I had a Greek Holiday during my vacation to Italy. Don’t tell my wife!