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A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.
Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.
The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.
A term used in Britain (mainly used in Scotland) When someone has had to much alcohol or drugs in their system they start to shake.
Harry: Did you hear how bad josh had the jakey shakes last night?
Alex: Bet it was bad.
Harry: oh aye, shaking like a leaf.
When you put the ingredients of a protein shake in a girls gaped vagina and then fuck her, mixing it, which you then poor in a glass and drink it.
How are your gains going bro? Hittin'up those suppliments?
Yeah bro, my girl let me do The Protein Shake last night, feelin strong
When you get with a girl, but then she turn lesbian (or bi-sexual)
I know you was with her, but she likes girls now- you got Shamrock Shaked my dawg.
Ostensibly, this refers to the use of an exercise device that you shake to build muscled arms.
On the other hand, it could also refer to an activity one does by yourself.
"How did you get such strong forearm muscles?"
"Um, shaking the gadget."
A different form of foot job. Commonly done in Kitchens with multiple people watching.
Damn… they gave that kid a mean donkey shake