Lying on ones back, a person with testicles will put their legs together and pour swedish gravy over their testicles to simulate swedish meatballs. Some additional gravy will be used in the pubic hair above the penis. The hair is then spiked up like a troll doll's hair.
I heard Joe surprised Bryan with a Swedish Troll.
Zaq was unimpressed by Joe's attempt at a Swedish Troll.
"The Swedish Troll always leaves my testicles feeling sticky, but they smell great!" -Joe
The swedish bikini is what all swedes wear going to the beach - nothing. No top or bottoms, just the birthsuit. It is considered typically Swedish to be naked on the beach and the phenomenon is spreading across the world
Bring your Swedish bikini - we’re going swimming!
Movie actors from Sweden.
The only successful characters they play in international movies are:
Computer hackers.
Russians (when real russian actors find the movie script portrayal of russians too awful)
The (hot) sidekick girl.
- The russian dude in Armageddon was funny!
- He isnt even russian. He is a swedish actor.
Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish
See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.
Same as indian scammers but they do something else. They say for example Gongrats you won scams that you open presents. And when you tap on one of these it comes up a porn image.
Denis: Oh no a swedish scammer! I can not remove the virus!
Scammer: Hahahahaha
When a girl tries to deep throat a guys dick and throws up on it.
Yo this girl was trying to deep throat me and gave me a Swedish candle!
A sex position where surstromming is smeared in between one persons butt checks and the other person proceeds to eat it out of their ass.
Sean: 'What am I gonna do with all this surstromming, it's about to go off.'
Jake: 'Why don't we do a Swedish McMuffin?'
Sean: 'Ooooh yeah, Let's go.'