Rural Dictionary

Daddy rand

n.
Daddy rand - a term when you daddy lick someone ugly to get them rid of their evil wrinkles to beautify them.

Only Randulph hirahara : a big dingus with heart bigger than brain.

Mr kum : my boi ,last time I saw you were grotesque blonde fuck with evil wrinkles, what happened to you ?

Song chol : yeah I got rid of my wrinkles , yui daddy randed me.

by no more drip memes May 22, 2021

daddy cock

when the cock is just too daddy

alex: how was your night?
ava: gr8 m8, i got hella daddy cock

by shrek lookin ass May 19, 2018

The Waddle Daddy is one of the highest rankings of the waddle community as they are the brutes of the waddle army. A Waddle daddy can be identified by these key traits. 1rd.) Covered head to toe in greasy lard sweat. 2rd.) A Waddle Daddy will always be 400 + pounds. 3st.) The Waddle Daddy will be groomed to perfection with no neck beard out of place. 4rd.) The Waddle Daddy will always be packing. They will most likely have a lunchables stuffed somewhere hidden and under his fedora he will keep some spare tendies for charming the ladies. In conclusion the Waddle Daddy is a dangerous breed of Waddlers and if you are ever so unlucky to be face to face with one throw a packet of mayo at him. This action will cause the Waddle Daddy to become distracted with what he is doing and it will give you time to run away and call the waddle watchers.

The Waddle Daddy subdued my girlfriend with his persuasive tenndies and tum tum rolls.

by the big rico July 13, 2019

Daddy Nikolai

Another name for a pap smear.

Bob: Jane how was your trip to the gynecologist?

Jane: It was alright, he did a daddy nikolai and took some blood samples. Other than that, everything else is okay.

by silentthread June 13, 2010

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