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When an elephant sticks their trunk into another elephants butt, and take the poop nuggets out and eat them.
Man! Im so hungry, I could eat an elephant snack!
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A term used to describe the appearance of a penis that has been extremely enlarged with a penis pump.
"This one time, I pumped it really hard and it swelled up like elephant junk. She almost couldn't fuck it."
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A meal shared by two grown men. Each covers their cock (trunk) with food while the other licks it off. Best with two different sticky foods licked off simultaneously. Dessert is guaranteed.
Mike: Hey, wanna have lunch with elephants today?
Ty: Sure, you bring the hummus and I'll bring the guacamole.
Mike: You're on!
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When you smack your spouse with your genitals multiple times in the face, while the other tries to grab your junk with their teeth.
Dude, you must try the, elephants trunk, tonight.
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A character in several Dr. Seuss books, as well as one of the main characters in Seussical! the Musical.
Usually played by sexy badasses who have amazing hair.
If I had to tap an elephant, it would definitely be Horton the Elephant. That is one sexy bitch.
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When a person has a rear end that is smaller and flatter than their torso, creating an effect that looks much like the rear end of an elephant minus the tail.
"man that girl didn't have anything on her backside, looked like she had an elephant butt."
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When a person (usually female) once had a larger than average booty and then lost it, which is followed by her still wearing the old clothes which had been streched to fit the original ass, leaving loose material around the bum resembling an elephant rear.
Sometimes when you see one of these people it's best to ask them if they are aware that they've lost their rump.
"April still wears those old ass jeans?"
"Yeah, it's sad, elephant syndrome strikes again."
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