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When three or more sperm donors ejaculate into the Urn of a deceased grandma.
Agnes was such a cumslut, the boys and I gave her a Grandma McFlurry to let her ashes rest as she did.
when you poop in someone else's toilet
"oh no, but it seems like i have dropped a grandma stain"
MREMEMEMEMEmMEMEMEM
"Yummy grandma's QUote me litterally"
When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.
Dude your Grandma's Blanket beat back the shame but good.
Grandma grew up in the Great Depression. There was no waste. If food was burnt, you scraped off the burnt bit and ate the rest.
"Grandma burnt" means that the food (usually toast) is burnt, but not burnt so badly that you can't scrape off the burnt part and eat the rest. It's not "really" burnt.
Grandma's Side Boob is the IG account for a up and coming ceramics maker / social media influencer. Let's hope you're here for her and well.... not the other reason.
I slid into Grandma's Sideboob DMs to see if she'd look at this page. I'm concerned about opening up the floodgates though by making the page....
1) When A Girl/Guy uses their grandmother to avoid any potential romantic advances
2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother
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Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother
Orlando: Dude major grandma
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Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear
Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it