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Stayed up late

When a person lives to be extremely old, and you're surprised that they're still alive.

Wow, Dick Van Dyke sure has stayed up late! How old is he?

by BlahBlehBloop January 7, 2024


Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

credits to ruben sim.

Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer

by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024


lates

A different way of saying later or see ya later and is most commonly used by the latino community in So Cal.

1. Yo we're about to bounce this place is wack. Lates guys!

2. Did you really freaking forget to bring extra controllers? Lates dude get out of here!

by Mau5Rat March 11, 2019


Late

You're late to something or you're staying up late, like me who's currently writing stupid definitions to words at 2:34 am.

Don't stay up late, unless you want to look like shit- wait already do ;)

by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018


lates

It's like " later Man " or "when you're not sure if you want to say goodbye yet" Lay-eights =

Lates ,see ya later dude peace out.

by dakotah the warrior princess February 23, 2016


Late

Lady Peach!

OMG we are proper late, Fekkin lady Peach

by eryeahmaybe July 2, 2010


Late

behind schedule.

The WAN Show on Linus Tech Tips is late! #LinusLateTips

by _Catt0s March 13, 2021