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(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.
You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.
One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.
See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.
See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.
"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"
When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"
Hahaha I'm so sorry babe, you got lizarded!
I lizarded you!
When you are kissing or making out and they stick their tongue in your mouth aggressively and stiffly in a lizardly fashion.
yea he lizarded me, it was nasty.
The act of using a permanent marker or spray paint and covered something in lizard drawings. Made infamous by The Xan Man for hitting school bathrooms everyday until the school hired private investagors and almost caught him so he quit.
The Xan Man lizarded the D-Hall bathroom again.