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Dope, Fresh, Refreshing, Good to hear, Fucking Fantastic, Amazing
Guy 1: This bitch ran out of photo class crying because she couldn't come up with explanations of what the photos meant to the whole class
Guy2: Haha, no way. that's sick
Guy1: but get this, I laughed after 15 seconds of akward silence
Guy2: mark appleyard
' I got this mark appleyard-ass-bud the other night '
Brovader:Do you remember flip sorry?
Broskiwalker: yeah. that was mark appleyard
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One of the sickest rappers out. Look up last night by him and you will see what I mean.
Mark Battles - Just make sure "I" come first like carly.
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Any bruise, scratch, or abrasion that is left on the body after sex. Because of their shape and location it is obvious that they have been made by another person during sex. They are sometimes seen as symmetrical scratches running down the back or as two identical and symmetrical bruises on the ankles, wrists, or upper arms. They differ from hickies in that they are accidentally made as a result of rough or too aggressive sex.
Nice sex mark! Your date must have went well.
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1. burned rubber marks left by tires peeling out
2. the thin brown line in your undies, especially tightie-whities, caused by insufficient wiping
Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!
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Track marks left by underpants rubbing against a soiled starfish. Similar to skid marks, but lighter brown color. Almost beige. Possibly due to differences in diet from those who produce skid marks. Some studies have been done, but nothing conclusive has been published as this goes to print.
Girl, glancing at the floor- You don't have a hash mark in your boxers.
Fellow-You seem surprised.
Girl- Oh, most of the guys that come in here have them. 19 out of 20, I'd say.
Fellow, puffing out his chest- Well, then, thank you much. Is that what I smelled walked in here?
Girl-No, that's just my upper lip, from the Dirty Sanchez I had for breakfast.
Fellow- I thought you said I was your first!
Girl-Oh, yeah, you're right. I guess I must have just shit myself.
Fellow, relieved- Oh, Thank God!
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A tattoo on the lower back of a female. According to lore, it is a sign that the girl is easy.
After seeing the whore mark on her, I knew I was in for a good time.
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2nd Baseman for The Boston Red Sox who homered in 3 straight postseason games in 2004 and helped led The Red Sox to a World Series win. He is also known for striking out a lot.
Red Sox fans shouldn't boo Mark Bellhorn everytime he strikes out because if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't won the World Series
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