When two partners proceed to have intercorse in the state of Michigan. The female inserts a dead roadkill inside of the males Anus while he proceeds to masterbate.
Guy: starts masterbating
Guy: what the fuck is that smell
Girl: it’s the dead rabbit I shoved in your ass
Guy: *faps harder to Michigan railgun*
The act of taking a shit in someone’s belly button.
After eating Mexican food, I gave Betsy a Michigan Pot Hole, the bathrooms were out of order and I didn’t have anywhere else to go.
When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
A poor private public school across the street from a courthouse. This place has at least 8 teachers leave every year and is infested by human centipedes.
Lake Michigan Catholic is trash.
A Jamestown, MI is a place that is so ordinary, small, and forgettable, that you are sure there must be a honeycomb of missile silos underneath it, because NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
Nowhere is Jamestown, Michigan.
1. Refers to sexual tourism; when an overweight man from a midwestern state (e.g. Michigan) pulls his belly flap over a foreign prostitute during receiving oral sex
2. The trophy for a amateur golf outing (the Ballwacker open)
Can't believe Szuper got a Michigan sweatshirt in Barcelona. Savage that he did that for 50 euros.
When you and four of your friends roll up on a chick and presuaivly convince the chick to take all of you on at one time in a discreet or a non-discreet location.
Michigan Slee Stacking, Me and my firends rolled up on her and Michigan Slee Stacked her.