milk boat

When you're fucking a thot missionary style at an angle and nut on her face so it appears she is drowning.

Chad #1: Haha bro I accidentally gave Stacy a milk boat last nice, it was fucking awesome.
Chad #2: Bro... that's deep.

Stacy #1: Omg he gave me a milk boat last night! It was embarrassing, but I'd do it again.
Stacy #2: Gettum girl!

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milk sausage

the ejaculation that remains on the penis; penis covered in sperm; the ejaculation dripping from the penis

1) I came so much when I jerked off, it covered my entire penis, making it a milk sausage!

2) She licked all the cum off of my milk sausage.

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cheese milk

When you are lazy and you have a big hunk of cheese then it rots and rots and get pushed to the back of the fridge, where is pulverized and mashed into a fine smoothie of rotten cheese or Cheese Milk

Kid: Dad wheres the cheese you bought a year ago.

Dad: Im sorry son, It turned into cheese milk and ruined the fridge

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milk hotel

A big whitehead.

Woah, you have a huge milk hotel are your back. That milk hotel has no vacancy.

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mad milk

this is a secondary item for the scout class in tf2

when the scout used it on a enemy they will be coated in the mad milk effect

when somone is coated in mad milk nothing will happen to them but everyone who damages them will get a percentage of the damage as health

if a spy is coated in it and tries to cloak they will still be visible due to the dripping effect of the mad milk

scout1: i will coat them all in mad milk
teamate whos low hp: ok ill go in and heal

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Dick Milk

When your semen is very thin, So thin it is actually a liquid and its wholesome enough to serve to someone as a drink.

Sherry doesn't know this but I actually slipped some dick milk in her cup. Its hard to notice it but she isn't actually drinking a vanilla milk shake.

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Milk Man

The milk man is your friend. He has been neglected for all too long. He served you well for many a years and was replaced my shoprite and gas stations. He can only sit at home and not delived milk for so long. He will become angered one day and you will all be sorry for putting him out of his fulfilling job.

The milk man is fuckin pissed.

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