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Modest Mouse

definatly amazing, but its sad to hear there selling out...now heard on the radio and being talked about by all...there goes a great band *salute*

fucking industry

by tisktisk March 25, 2004

37๐Ÿ‘ 236๐Ÿ‘Ž


Church mouse

A dude that sucks another dudes dick on the down low and keeps his mouth shut about it

My church mouse sucked the pants off me yesterday but everyone still thinks I'm straight cause he stays quiet about it

by goody October 6, 2015

20๐Ÿ‘ 131๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass mouse

A prototype yo-yo once used as entertainment during the civil war, but now donated to most poor as hell schools in the united states.

"Dude1: Hurry your slow ass up! Click that link! You can win the game!"

Dude2: Shut the hell up, i can't do anything with this ass mouse!!"

by Guitartang December 10, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


no mouse joe

no mouse joe is a nickname given to Joe, when Steven ubor jacks Joe's mouse, thus not able to use a mouse
Which causes Joe to be U!30R-H4><0R3)
in most cases Joe gets back his mouse

"What you going to do now, No mouse Joe?"
"Do you have a mouse, no mouse Joe?"

by Duster March 17, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


modest mouse

indie band who sounds like a bunch of young kids trying as hard as they can, but is in fact a bunch of 40 year old drunk dudes who spent too much time drinking and not enough time learning how to play their instruments and or singing. i thought lonesome crowded west was great until i realized the guys who made it are way too old to be making music that sounds similar to that i made back in 9th grade.

by the way their lyrics are not genius, they don't even make sense half the time.

"doin the cockroach yea, doin the cockroach yea, yeahhhhh" - modest mouse

by modestmouseequalsshit August 29, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 153๐Ÿ‘Ž


mickey mouse

the most successful pedophile in existence.
pretens to be cute while being disseases to childeren.

have you seen little john
no i heard he wen't to mickey mouse

by why are the all taken1589 November 7, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


mouse arrest

Mouse arrest begins when your cordless mouse batteries die and ends when you get off your fat ass and get more batteries.

I was about to frag that n00b from behind all sneak-attack style but then I entered mouse arrest.

by Phil August 29, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž