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A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.
Hey man, how's it going, still in the Suede Patch Club?
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The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.
awwww baby i love your patches of kitten hair!
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The dried semin residue left on a womans pubic hair after sex.
Denise had a tough time picking out the sour patch kids after that all night orgy.
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When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window
hey grandma are you up for some cabbage patch porn making tonight?
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a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.
"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."
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A penis from a male from Trinidad. That look like this because makes from Trinidad does not have any shaft. Just a penis head and ball sack
Hello sir, how's your Trinidad mushroom patch doing?
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when you poke out a girls eye with your cock and shit in her mouth
man i gave her an eye patch sally and she smiley
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