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A handsome 40+ year old man, usually with a darker hair and beard with some white/grey hairs mixed in (salt and pepper).
I want to hate Negan from The Walking Dead so bad but he's such a salt&pepper daddy I just want to sit on his face
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After you shit on his dick, you drizzle hand sanitizer on it while jacking him off. Just prior to ejaculation you light the shitty hand sanitizer on fire and watch the fountain of hot jizz explode out of his flaming shitty dick.
Bro.. I gave your dad a flaming Dr. Pepper after practice yesterday.
This is the act where a bitch-slut scratches her bum (collecting shit) sniffs her fingers, sneezes on you or your belongings, rubs it in/off leaving a shit mark on you.
Jake said "Amy, want to not pepper shit sneeze all over me you bitch-slut"
The kind of rizz that causes you to get pepper sprayed when you go up to any girl.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear that Alex tried to hit on Stephanie and got maced?
Person 2: He must have that pepper spray rizz.
When you're having vaginal sex with a girl and stick your finger in her butt for the purpose of tapping your dick through her butt hole. Bonus points if you tap quickly, like a moth's wings.
I gave that girl a white peppered moth last night and neither of us could tell if we enjoyed it. We both felt me feel my dick inside her plumbing, but now we can't look each other in the eye.