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When one lathers ones body with pepto bismol and frolics in pubic hair and proceeds to make anal sex on another person, while flailing arms in the air in the style of sasquatch.
p.s. also make sasquach sounds (ie. screaming "ajajajaja").
I totally pink sasquatched this poonsquatch last night
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The Largest Cock in the world covered in a pink Condom
Tom:"Hey did you see that pink cockzilla on Redtube yesterday?"
Jim:"Ya man! That was huge!"
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Pink Friday is MORE THEN A DEFINITION ITS A LIFE STYLE AND A CULTURE. PINK FRIDAY IS EVERYDAY. Paint the world pink 💖
Hatin ass bitch : “it’s Green Saturday ”
Supporter and friend: “it’s pink Friday girl!!”
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God. A fucking lyrical genius in a pink morph suit who writes songs mainly about sex or food.
Me: Ay b0ss! I habe cancer! Gimme that pusi, habe you seen an alien plz?
My Brother: Are you quoting that Pink Guy shit again?
Me: Nyes
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after having sex, the woman sticks her fingers into her vagina, wet with woman juice, and wipes a mustache above her man's lips to create the pink sanchez.
Sex with Tina last night was so amazing. Then she gave me a Pink Sanchez and I was able to enjoy more of her juices. Oh yeah!
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when a male animal gets a boner, the pink part that sticks out from the penis cover.
o look, my dog is horny. he has a pink rocket going on!
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A nice clean asshole.....preferably female!
"I would love to eat jello out of that chicks pink sphinc"
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