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Random
(verb) - to make a right turn. Akin to "bang a Larry", or "make a left turn".
"you keep going down this road about a mile, then you wanna bang a randy at the intersection."
When you get out of the shower and you forget to dry it and goes all over the place and you look like some guy named Randy.
Person 1- Wow your hair is so soft and fluffy
Person 2- Yeah but I definitely look like Random Randy right now
God amongst Gods, Spartan Warrior, Leader of the Brave, Beast, these are but merely a few things that describe the man that Zeus himself bowed down to! The man that wins wars single handedly without the world finding out! The man that killed the Hulk and slayed Thor.
Randy Wesley is so freaking awesome
On Halloween, there will be a nigga, he gon' take yo' P-P He's fat and black, he gonna take your candy That niggers name is 'Big Dick Randy' Yeah, Big dick Randy, he take booty not just candy He dress up like a granny He been waiting for you to walk off the lawn He make sure you near no grown Then he grabs the ass, slang that shit around then he go runs off, kill all the grown
Mom: Where is yo ass and where is yo candy
Son: Mo ma i-i-i-it was Big Dick Randy
A big black sweaty nigga who steals little kids booty
Little boy-mom big dick randy took my candy and my booty
Mom-that sweaty nigga took your candy let’s go fuck him in his ass and see how he likes it
He is the one. hide your daughters and hide your son
I got to the house, Momma said "Where is your ass, and where is your candy?"
And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."