Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.
Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?
The snail position is an awkward position of two beings where one of them sticks their tongue down the other individual's ass while doing sexual intercourse. (only for very flexible people)
Gee! I can stretch! Let's commence in the snail position!
a man by the name of pete who is rather passive aggressive and very snail like in his little hermit ways
fucking pappy snail is being a real fuck head today
When someone slaps your arm twice (one with each hand) and then proceeds to snail (slide their hand under your arm) your arm, and then say double flap snail
Woah, that was one good double flap snail. ~S. Brown
Pain Snail someone’s who comes round with their negativity energy.. unloads and talks you into feeling as down like them then snails off as if nothings happened
Went to benns last night “urghh he’s such a pain snail dragging me down with his negativity, could never be in a relationship with him”
When a girl is eaten out laying on her back and slowly pushes away as she cums leaving a trail much like a snail.
"Before we had sex I ate her out and she did the improved snail."
someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout
c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.