snake in a tux

A lovable oaf that often turns straight men gay. Simply put, he is a sexy man beast.

Snake made me gay. Very very gay.

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snake derick

When a person is being sly about what they are up to with the opposite sex. Not telling anyone about who they are contacting/seeing.

Snake Derick signs;
-Fake excuses why they can't come out.
-Hiding text messages from others.
-Shifty eyes and cheeky grin when quizzed on the nature of whom they are texting.
-Lying about what they are up to when asked.

Basically being a slimey slithering snake in the long grass when it comes to trying to get with someone from the opposite sex.

Me."Yo Lauri, who you texting over there?"

Lauri."No one" {shifty eyes and cheeky grin}

Me. "What you mean no one, your clearly texting someone, you snake derick!"

Lauri. {Shifty eyes and cheeky grin}

Me. "Cunt"

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Snake oil

any dubious or fraudulent remedy or cure (The route of the fraud the word is derived from resulted from a misunderstanding of a traditional Chinese joint and muscle painkiller derived from the skin of the Chinese water snake)

That snake oil is so obvious. When will people learn?

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brown snake

The action of shitting into a condom, than using it as a dildo.

Something Heather Carey would use as a dildo.

"Hey, Look! Heather is working that brown snake."

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Breeds Snakes

Someone who breeds snakes

Kyle breeds snakes, but Tanya, she BREEDS SNAKES!

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cocoa snake

Any turd that is at least 8 inches in length.

This morning I woke up and took a shit, dropped a massive cocoa snake in the bowl.

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Solid Snake

The man who faces his daily challenges (such as a Hind D or a Tank) with a pistol. Famous for using a cardboard as a shield against tranquilizer guns and luring his enemies by placing the Japanese version of Playboy at random places.

GENOM-SOLDIER: "Huh? What was that noise?"
Solid Snake: *CQC*

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Snake? SNAKE!!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKE!!!!!????

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