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The status you are given once you preform a task worthy of being compared to Phillip. This task normally involves a high amount of stupidity.
Guy 1: Wait, you're telling me that you ran over an old man and then backed up to see if he was ok?
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Ok, you have Phillip Status now. Don't talk to me.
Guy 2: Fuck, I'm gonna go kill myself.
You are in a green status when you are always available in corporate systems of communications such as Skype for Business, Lync, ... while other people think you are working hard.
Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.
"Green status?"
"Always"
"No meetings?"
"Green status. Always"
State of being, after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and one feels "flyer than a muh fuggin pelican".
Danni: This party is out of control.
Taiti: I know. PELICAN STATUS!
Posting random comments on peoples facebook statuses that contain a minimal of one cuss word.
Friend: "im getting a dog today :)"
You:"Fuck you stpid ginger faggot"
Other Friend:"i love when people are status bombing :D"
A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.
A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:
Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!
Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
When a person with power forces someone less, for example, in a job, to have sex, or do sexual acts, and the person without power is unable to say no due to the idea that they may lose their job.
Did you know that the girl who played Dorthy in the wizard of Oz was Status Raped?
She was threatened by some of her producers to 'Have sex' or she would be threatened and fired!
A person who once seeing a facebook status is all over it like a rash with comments and thumbs up.
OMG, she's commented on my boyfriends status for like the 17th time today, shes such a status rash!