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Keel stories are when someone explain a story or something but what they have said is uninteresting or generally no one really gives a fuck about it.
“man jade just told us all a real keel story”
Someone primarily from small towns in wisconsin who tell exaggerated stories. Very previllant during hunting season, specifically September to January. These stories are regarding hunting and it is important to exaggerate all details of your story to make it more dramatic. Pausing for effect is definately allowed. Important to use words like the largest buck on earth. Or the fastest buck I've seen. Also, can be used as a verb to describe these men in all aspects of life.
Example: I went out hunting on opening day and you would not believe what happened. *pause a long time for wow factor* I was walking out to my tree stand one foggy morning in late September for early bow season. As I was walking through the thickest fog I have ever seen. *ok to use hands to show you going through fog* i saw it there 400 yards away. *pause again for effect* the biggest buck I or anyone ever has seen. As I get down and crawl so I dont get spotted. This buck decides to start running as fast as it possibly can. As I get out my bow I zone in on the buck and with one shot at about 500 yards away I shot this buck. It did not fall and ran away to never to be found again. Also the strongest buck I've seen. Ever!
There goes bob again telling buck stories.
“Jose , you showed up.” glados said looking at the hispanic man. “You bet you wet bot butt i did.” jose said with his beautiful mustache blowing in the wind (almost as the wind was blowing him). “Umhh. “ glados activated her built in vibrator, “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” with a little “uggggg!!!!?!!” booming out of her high quality speakers. Jose got very aroused seeing the vibrator buzz. He slapped glados’s butt and starting to strip ‘er down. But then from hearing, “strip er’ down” dan the tv man blasted through the wall wearing nothing but boxers he screamed “GET ER’ DONE!!!” he ran over to the glados widely open shaft and he shoved his 9 feet penis in it. Jose began to cry, his penis was only 1/999 inches, he thought that glados would reject him after seeing a 9 foot penis. But he still got very aroused from hearing glados’s open moans from dans penis.
“Dang dan, you and jose you know how to hump an artificial intelligence, but I have the world's greatest penis” said batman as he came through the window with a tight 9 pack. “Wow” the whole group said as they gazed at the perfect penis, it even throbbed in a way that was probably not even possible. Jose and dan looked at it and looked at each other while thinking “is being gay a bad thing?” (and yes it is, pure judgement here)
THE END
A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.
Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.
A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.
-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
A joke about a story made by someone, usually referring to something that happend within the story
Woah is that a story reference
a duck story is a story (often told in song) where a duck trolls a human! most famous examples The Duck Song, The Duck Song 2 and The Duck Song 3! Alot of People like memeing duck stories and adding their own creative mix! Now new duck stories arnt all that common anymore but it was still good while we watched it!
kid: tell me the duck story
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"