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A person of lower social class who's main role in life is to make tea for their piers. Usual female but can be male the "tea bitch" has little or nothing useful to say about anything other than making tea. Katie and Elaine are the definitive tea bitches!
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1. Ice Tea that is made for the purpose of being consumed by niggers for that the fact that it is extremely sweet. Usually containing 10 parts sugar 1 part tea.
2. Ice tea nigger-rigged with more sugar after its been made.
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1.) *takes a sip then spits it out* SHIT WHO NIGGER RIGGED MY TEA!!
2.) Man them fried chicken, grits, and cooorwnbreadd sure was good....but i need sumthin sweet to top it off....and even tho bein a nigger i love kool-aid.. i need something sweeter
DRINK THIS DOUGLAS...ITS SOME NIGGER TEA
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Individuals from the bottom rung of society who spend their time drinking obnoxious warm liquids made from whatever leaves they dig out from the backyards. Not only do these elitist degenerates revel in their hipster devotion to their sacred drink, but they derive unnecessary and somewhat discomforting joy out of discussing it. Widely considered the early signs of a future career as an unemployed vegan hippy, as they become even more entrenched in their cult-like appreciation of 'tree-semen', they tend to seclude themselves and exercise a self-imposed outcast from the rest of society.
"Shit dude, check out those tea drinkers over there."
"Ugh how can they drink that stuff. It looks gross. I should probably try it to find out..."
"Nah man, you don't want to become one of them... bloody hippies... probably eat vegan mousse too."
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A mix of stirring the pot and spilling the tea, when someone gossips about something, then that person tries to make the tea worse.
Rebecca: I kinda have a crush on Timmy, but don’t tell anyone
Kween: ok girl, I got u
Kween: Hey Timmy, I heard that Rebecca likes you, but you didn’t here it from me
Felicia: Kween don’t stir the tea
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This is a classic position of lovers looking to rekindle the spark. First a woman lays on her back upon a table or long, flat surface (it is key that she is in the buff). Then her lover (also nude) straddles her face while gently placing his testicles and scrotum along her mouth and neck. Next he positions himself in a way that his erect member, can smoothly sail the region between her twin peaks.
Joseph: I broke up with Trisha last night.
Justin: Aw shucks man, why?
Joseph: That strumpet refused to have Tits and Tea before bed.
Justin: Good riddance!
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A sexual manuver in which the male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female and moves it in a circular motion as if stirring a hot cup of tea. One finishes the procedure by pulling the penis out of the vagina and taps it on the surface of it as if knocking excess tea from the spoon. If timed correctly, this tapping will cause the male to skeet onto the woman.
Megan really likes the tea time. Especially if you can skeet on her afterwards.
Timmy was never the same after Mrs. Nesbit invited him over for tea time.
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smoking tea, a cheap easy to get substatute for more expensive drugs
"Hey kitty want to go smoke a tea joint"
"No, i have to do algebra homework"
"same thing"
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