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A really big cunt: Male or female, a person who has to "one up" their "bitch" status, usually out of jealously and selfishness or the need for attention. A person who cannot be happy for someone else's happiness.
"Shelly was so jealous about her sister's trip to Hawaii, she wouldn't even take her to the airport. What a cunt truck!"
To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.
I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.
Being completely biased against people
aw shit, he just space trucked jones!
THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.
Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?
Ken: ok, why not?
Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....
When you go to a venue with a panoply of gourmet food trucks and sample several tasty morsels from the assembled proprietors.
Now that I've sampled a la truck, I'm going back to MoGo, Curry Up Now, and Louisiana Territory for seconds!
Sexy trucks like Chevrolet Z71s or Ford -250s kids jack up to get attention. Works great and gets you a ton of pussy but in turn f*cks up your gears!
Me: Dude I got a skyjacker 6" inch lift for my Silverado, damn that thing looks sexy!
Katie: Hell yeah!
Lifted Trucks
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A utility-type vehicle with a three- or four-walled cargo-bed on the back, and used by guys as a chick-magnet. Extra points if the cab is comfy and the truck is outfitted with fancy trimmings, but even a simple no-frills "dinosaur-age" hack can be enticing to some gals if the driver-dude is willing to help her or others in her family by using his truck to haul stuff for them.
I don't feel overly envious of the other dudes in town with their nice snazzy shiny pickup trucks, cuz those snooty macho guys usually won't haul stuff for people for fear that "they might scratch the paint". The gals I hang out with, though, are more sensible-minded and less aesthetics-oriented, and so they truly appreciate me for being a caring kind-hearted bloke, and for the fact that I always AM willing to transport items for them in my '80's-era pickup. Those are the real --- and best --- kind of lady-friends to have.
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