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A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.
I gave your father a crusty Uncle last night.
the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number
Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".
Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.
There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.
Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.
"Bill seems rather testy today. Uncle Blob must be visiting."
A old man on YouTube who gets pranked and does and says stupid things that are funny while his great nephew films hims
Check them out on YouTube @ Bumbling Uncle
Michael: wow have you heard of the bumbling uncle
Gabe: yea he's so funny
Savanna: fuck that mother fucker
Michael: hey don't say that
Savanna: well fuck you too BYE BITCH!!!!!!
Gabe: damn harsh
Michael: shut up Gabe
When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head
Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP
LA Knight: I knew Will Smith was in the game, but I didn’t know Uncle Phil became a rapper.
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That super chill uncle who is super wise and chill at the same time
Come on lets go to uncle Eric and have the best day of our lifes