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beautiful land and great ski hill at oregon ridge. take me on a ride or take me to the mall.
Laurelford
the new avenue..hmm
Ledos Pizza
Hunt Valley Station
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an area in southern California; 100 miles east of Los Angeles (basically mexico).
most recognized by Palm Springs, a place that is pretty much a wanna be hollywood.
its dominated by rich old retired people, who drive expensive sports / exotic cars that usually go 10-15 miles below the speed limit.
it is a nice place to visit on the weekends (if you have money). living here is a different story. the youth who live here have absolutely nothing to do but drink, party, get high, have sex, or go to work/school and sleep. "if your born and raised here chances are you will either be a stoner, junky, slut, or a thug" is what many of the local youth say.
weather: summers get as hot as 125 degrees. winter as low as 40 degrees.
police: usually have too much time on their hands and usually harass the youth.
population: 365,002
diversity: 44.70% Non-Hispanic White,
49.90% Hispanic,
1.80% Black/African American,
2.10% Asian/Pacific Islander,
0.40% American Indian and Eskimo,
0.10% from other races,
and 1.10% from two or more races
"so where are you from?"
"the desert....choachella valley"
"im sorry..."
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like totally awesome girl who loves to shop at the galleria !
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Along with Cyclone, one half of the greatest tag team in Bayou Lacombe's WWF history, Desert Storm, and part of "The Greatest Match Never Seen"
Death Valley has just defeated Hardcore Adam for the second time in their historic rivalry, proving without a shadow of a doubt, that he is indeed "The Man."
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when a male uses any combination of ice, jizz, and spit as lubricant (typically after an avalanche or polar bear) for titty fucking a chick whose nipples have become hardened by the cold on her chest.
Term comes from the sexual act's similarity to the valley forge mission during the revolutionary war in which men attempted to transport cannons through snow and harsh conditions between the mountains.
"Dude, did you hear? Mike got shit-faced on the fourth of july, and to commemorate the men of valley forge and those who died for our freedom, he dressed up as George Washington and gave your daughter a valley forge while her friends and everyone watched and videotaped it. I've got copies of it on dvd if you wanna buy it. That shit was so tight it could take the condom off a fetus. we basically ran the polar express on that bitch. maybe next year you shouldn't spend all july 4th cutting hair with grandma"
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a valley less than a 100 miles from Mexico in so. califorina with the towns of Indio, Coachella, Mecca, Oasis, Arabia, were english is not spoken just espan yo yo (spanish) even in the stores the signs are in spanish ,it 99 1\2% mexican that hate white people and pretend there your best friend ,drink beer in there church parking lot during mass and the tweekers ride stolen bikes and hide there stash in the handall bars, they drive nice new trucks and live 4 to 5 familys in one house also known as little TJ and the one that drive cars bump the boom boom so loud your windows of your house rattle two blocks away and fly the Mexican flag so they think there in Mexico oh yes it has the highest birth rate in the nation
man I got stuck in the coachella valley I thought I was in Mexico, nobody spoke english and dirty pampers in the parking lots and the cops are more interested in pulling over the tweeker bike rider instead of the idiots that dont know how to drive
Juan: turn right at this light
rosa: Im in the left lane
Juan: its ok were mexican
Rosa: I hear Armondo bumpin the tunes
Juan: man his car is a piece of shit
Rosa:ya but he's got some nice wheels
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A stupid school full of people who think that they are rich but really arn't, it's just that there parents organize silly clubs and pretend to be rich. They are well known for endorsing cheating on the AP tests and thusly getting pissed off when the College Board reports that they are shitty and have worse scores than Waubonsie, their main rival.
Neaqua Valley student: I go to Neaqua, thats right, ima rich
reality: My parents think they are rich and like to organize clubs with there wannabe rich friends and pretend to have a cool high school while using their retirement funds to spoil their kids, who all end up as losers.
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