1. Release feces into condom (it is unnecessary for the fecal matter to be your own)
2. Insert penis into condom with feces
3. Secure the creation with a rubber band or duct tape
4. Put on pants
5. Jog 3 miles
6. Release the gooey goodness from within the condom
7. Delicately place the masterpiece into a whole wheat sausage bun
7. Murder the penis owner with an ardvark or a hammer
8. Sever the penis with a craftsman product, preferably one with rust (for flavor)
9. Add condiments as necessary
10. Serve at room temperature
Jackson: I've just run 47 miles.
Jonesy: Ya, but did you make a chuck wagon?
Jackson: Of course!
Jonesy: Where is T3 when you need him??
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The name of Batman's masturbatorium.
Batman went to the Fart Wagon to have a wank.
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yo man thats nasty chris has a covered wagon, no chick will ever do him now!
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a car that is made specifically for women or has been customised for the use of a woman
1.the ford ka is a proper fanny wagon
2. amy has turned that BMW into a proper fanny wagon
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A truck that drives around looking for unspecting people to give money to.
the wampum wagon found me and i won $50
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When a girl (transexual) whips out her ginormous penis, proceeds to slap her boyfriend in the face and breasts, ejaculates in his hair, shoves a lollipop in his ass, has a horse eat it, then jacks the horse off.
"Dude, my "girlfriend" gave me a paddy wagon last night. Most explosive orgasm ive EVER HAD!!!!"
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Overly priced German rip off of Jeep
I saw a g wagon broken down
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