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chuck wagon

1. Release feces into condom (it is unnecessary for the fecal matter to be your own)
2. Insert penis into condom with feces
3. Secure the creation with a rubber band or duct tape
4. Put on pants
5. Jog 3 miles
6. Release the gooey goodness from within the condom
7. Delicately place the masterpiece into a whole wheat sausage bun
7. Murder the penis owner with an ardvark or a hammer
8. Sever the penis with a craftsman product, preferably one with rust (for flavor)
9. Add condiments as necessary
10. Serve at room temperature

Jackson: I've just run 47 miles.
Jonesy: Ya, but did you make a chuck wagon?
Jackson: Of course!
Jonesy: Where is T3 when you need him??

by mrm5593 November 20, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fart Wagon

The name of Batman's masturbatorium.

Batman went to the Fart Wagon to have a wank.

by Mr. Gfork September 9, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


covered wagon

an uncircumsized penis

yo man thats nasty chris has a covered wagon, no chick will ever do him now!

by Black Attack May 1, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


fanny wagon

a car that is made specifically for women or has been customised for the use of a woman

1.the ford ka is a proper fanny wagon
2. amy has turned that BMW into a proper fanny wagon

by matphil July 8, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


wampum wagon

A truck that drives around looking for unspecting people to give money to.

the wampum wagon found me and i won $50

by Mr. A Bobo May 15, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


paddy wagon

When a girl (transexual) whips out her ginormous penis, proceeds to slap her boyfriend in the face and breasts, ejaculates in his hair, shoves a lollipop in his ass, has a horse eat it, then jacks the horse off.

"Dude, my "girlfriend" gave me a paddy wagon last night. Most explosive orgasm ive EVER HAD!!!!"

by Mrsexyrower696969696969 October 17, 2011

32๐Ÿ‘ 113๐Ÿ‘Ž


G Wagon

Overly priced German rip off of Jeep

I saw a g wagon broken down

by Tykoi October 20, 2019

11๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž