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The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, just her and I
Her hair so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I don't know how, I tried my best
I started placing my hands on her breasts
When I did it, I felt no shame
And all at once the white stuff came
At last I was finished, it's all over now
My first time ever,
At milking a COW !
I bet when you read this you thought I was going to make it a first time sex story. It's cute though huh?
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The time of bonjo. Also know as booty Larry.
Mitch Hutchinson has a bonjo time.
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Some cringe ass shit you will find in all or some TikTok videos
*post vid of getting sturdy random goofy in the comments “story time?”
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a period where every just goes crazy and starts to dance macedonian oros. these periods may be alarming for any kengurri.
*music starts playing*
me: OMG ANDREW YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!
both: STAMENA TIME!!
*run to dance floor to dance.
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When two or more guys combine their bro time along with bitch time together to maximize the efficiency of their time allotted to chill.
In order to make the best of their short weekend, Zac and his main man Spencer chilled with their bitches for some quality brotch time.
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Being overly optimistic about the timeline of a project, generally terrible with communicating never-ending delays in work.
He said it would only take a week to get me those parts, its been almost two months now, he must be working on fabricator time.
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