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That classic first year university attitude of always thinking that they need to study
First year student: Hey, I don't think I can make it tomorrow, desperately need every second to cram
Second year student: OMG! You're experiencing First Year Fever! Better call a doctor!
someone who can't stop drinking beers because the can't forget the mistakes they have made in life, causing them to never have any retirement money so they have to work until they die after they get dump by their wife that they have been married to for 30 years.
My dad is a 52 year old
A Person who joins a gym or other exercise club in January to try to fulfill his/her new year's resolution to lose weight. The vast majority of New Year Blimps will only use a couple weeks of their one-year memberships before ultimately quitting...until next January.
My workout took twice as long as usual today because I had to wait for all of the New Year Blimps to get off the machines.
"No Nut New Year" similar to " No Nut November" but you have to put exactly on new years day and can't nut again until next year.
Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."
Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."
Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.
I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????
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Stank ass pussy people been avoiding for 3+ years.
I was at the library see,
and this bitch with glasses was looking bored as fuck.
So I took the bitch to the bathroom for some book sex.
Bitch was rock'n the 3 year cheddar yo!
Dammmnnnnnn!!!!
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Second-Year Syndrome is when a second or later-year student becomes disillusioned with studying and with universities in general. They have lost the momentum of high-school, the excitement of first-year, and cannot see an end to their degree coursework. Students who suffer from Second-Year Syndrome usually either drop out entirely, or stop trying to gain those elusive High Distinctions, and do as little as possible to Pass.
Student 1: Where's Jamie?
Student 2: He's not coming to lectures anymore - he's got Second-Year Syndrome
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