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If you send this to a thick redhead she has to send a picture of her cake
National text a thick redhead day
The way to describe a girl who has heavenly curves that are twice as thick as the normal girl and her intellect is too which can lead to misleading her into some pleasureful activities for both parties. (Arizona and some other states have thicker amounts of asphalt on their roads due to high temperatures.)
Darrin: The new girl at work is something else. She's round in all the right places! She's an all-a-round girl!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep. Mang! I'd like to spend some time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!
A very HOT guy, who is equiped with way more than just the necessities for sex!
He's A1 Thick-N-Hearty Guy hot!
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Used to describe something that is really nice and large. Can be used in different ways.
That's a sick ass whip wit a thick ass rim wit a sick fridge with thick ass.
Damn, that girl got a sick ass wit a thick ass.
Donny, you're a sick ass foo wit a thick ass dude.
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an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.
The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...
Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!
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When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.
Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.
“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”
A woman of thick stature with little to no curves, shaped of the same thickness from top to bottom, like a cartridge
Tim Bradley's wife is a thick cartridge.