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When You Try your Hardest to win on all-madden, this is called all-madden bullshit. When your QB throws 6 INT'S One Game, Your RB Only gets 2 yards a play, The CPU Wide Reciever Catches every f*cking pass, The CPU QB Completes every F*cking pass, Etc Etc
P.S: This is only intended as a joke for pissed off all-madden users that constantly lose like me when The CPU Is doing less work and The User is doing all of the work.
Ex 1: Oh WTF Dude! That's my 4th INT. ALL-MADDEN BS!
EX 2: Damnit! Frank Gore Running over Javon Kearse. ALL MADDEN BS!
Ex 3: Holy Crap I'm Actually winning 7 to nothing on All-Madden! NOOOOOO! Kenny threw an INT at the goal line and they ran it back for six?!? ALL-MADDEN BS!
All-Madden Bullshit
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To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.
Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.
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Coined by legendary UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov. When you’re so frustrated about certain bullshit that you think that this bullshit is the biggest bullshit of all time. When this bullshit is bullshit at the highest level
“This is number one bullshit!”
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Did you hear Bill caught his girl creepin' with Doug?
Yeah, that's some freeze-dried bullshit there.
Basically means stop fucking around with the shit that isn’t worth your time energy or effort it can refer to multiple things such as drug usage, casual sex, speed dating or otherwise anything that is meaningless and useless to one’s growth.
Tray:I just fell in love with a girl I’ve known for two minutes on discord!
Trophy:Knock it off with the bullshit tray.
A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.
Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".
Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"
G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".
Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"
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To be back on one's bullshit is to regress to a former state of being, often a rather unhealthy and self-destructive state. It implies falling back into one's old ways and habits after a brief period of "self-reinvention".
Being back on one's bullshit is not necessarily a bad thing per se. Perhaps that person had come to terms with their quirks, absurdities, and insatiable/irrational desires. No longer do they try to repress those self-destructing behaviours and compulsions in hopes of becoming better, because they know that one day they will eventually give in; they can run but they can't hide from their true sordid selves. In other words, they continue to seek self-improvement and strive towards self-mastery, but they don't try to repress their former bullshit. Besides, that bullshit defines you and who you are and you can't feel like "you" without it.
Jennie: Jimmy wth?? What's up with those cross-dressing pics you sent me last night, I thought you had already broken out of that paraphilia of yours
Jimmy: Well what can I say, I'm back on my bullshit, and I don't intend on hiding it anymore.
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