slap head

A bald person, or in the absence of a bald person, someone with a large forehead

"have you seen joannes boyfriend, he's a bleedin slap 'ed

bright-headed

Pronounced brahyt-hed-id Defined as smart, intelligent, acute, bright, brilliant, keen, knowing . . .

She's bright-headed, smart like a calculator!
He's bright-headed!!!

turtle-heading

(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap

Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."

road head

In Layman's Terms, ROADHEAD is when a guy gets a head, BJ, blow job, etc. while driving.

I had this girl give me ROADHEAD and she didnt swallow, got jizz on my pants - thats why I created the ROADHEAD EMERGENCY KIT.

tefal head

In the 1980s, Tefal ran a series of UK adverts featuring a tall-headed scientist chap. His extraordinarily large forehead signified the extraordinary intelligence of Tefal's R&D chaps.

Thus, anyone with a large forehead is a Tefal head.

That bloke has a Tefal head. Look at his huge brow.

pudding head

persons who have the ability to fuck up the easiest of tasks

hey pudding head your so thick you cant even shovel shit.

buddah head

a person addicted to marijuana. Buddah also know as bud and marijuana

a worthless buddah head - Notorious B.I.G. from the song "Suicidal Thoughts"