Meat mail

When a girl won't return your calls so you resort to pressing your penis through her letter box.

I totally mailed her my meat last night after she ducked me calls - meat mail

field meat

The chunks of grass and dirt that get caught in a football player's helmet.

"Did you see that tackle? he came up with some serious field meat"

Push Meat

Defecate; to take a shit.

“Excuse me Ma’am, but do you have a bathroom? I’m filled with the sudden urge to push meat...”

Slick meat

A processed meat Product?, commonly served to jailed inmates that have no choice in the matter, due to it's ability to resemble several types of actual lunch meat, its low cost and high fat content which gives it's name and shiny appearance.a

I would gladly trade my slick meat for a cup of coffee.

Frick Meat

Frick Meat is a type of seasoned beef so good it makes you orgasm in your mouth.

Hey Bob, have you ever tried Frick Meat? Yeah Sam, I tried your dads last night.

meat computer

A way to describe your brain

I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer

Mighty Meat

Literaly a pizza with only toppings of meat. More losely, a source of sustenance for weary travelers in the Kent area.

1st Scout: I'm really hungry.
2nd Scout: Yeah these onions arn't really filling me up.
3rd Scout: Shall we have a mighty meat?