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A very impressive dude.

McGregor ko'd Aldo in just 13 seconds. He is a total G!

by Kaiser77 June 24, 2017


total boyfriend inclusion

Refers to where you specifically request da "main squeeze" of a smokin’-hot number whom you're also super-fond of to actively "partake 'n' participate" in da assorted fun/pleasant activities dat you yourself usually engage in wif said blinky-eyed damsel whenever she’s honoring you wif her warm-natured companionship.

Total boyfriend inclusion can have at least three awesome advantages:
(1) It removes any anxiety/jealousy dat da dude might otherwise feel while you're "dabbin' it up" wif his sweetie-pie, since he'll be right there to observe everything dat happens. Plus he will be grateful to you for thoughtfully "including" him in said pleasant activities, so dat he doesn't feel "left out" at all.
(2) It helps da **girl** to feel more comfy wif your affectionate attentions, too, of course, since she no longer will hafta be concerned dat any of da activities dat she shares wif you might be considered "doing something behind her dream-guy's back". And again, there will be da same strong element of appreciation towards you, just as in Example #1 --- da gal will respect you for inviting her honey-bear to "come along for da ride", and so this will earn you lots of extra "brownie-points" wif HER, too.
(3) It will allow da dude to actually observe and experience all of da nice stuff dat you and Miss Cutie-Pie love to share, so dat he can clearly see first-hand what things she most enjoys, and how she likes dem performed. This can be especially helpful and welcome for a dude who is a bit clumsy and/or unaware, and thus he has not always been able to give Miss Smileysweet da more “delicate” nuances dat she craves when he’s “puttin’ da lovies” to her, such as rubbing her neck/back/limbs/feet in a truly soothing/sensuous manner, making discreet/diplomatic word-choices in “awkward” situations, etc.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018


That Totally Will Smiths

When something slaps; often more then it has right to

Yo, Have you ever heard the theme to the 1990s X-Men The Animated Series, That Totally Will Smiths

by Idsylum541 February 20, 2024


Totally Denised

Incredibly drunk, especially at a work event, and usually after just one or two flutes of cheap bubbles.

Sorry I'm late, I got Totally Denised last night and slept through my alarm...

by TexanStraightshooter123 October 17, 2019


Totally GAGA

When something is weird but in a cool way. First used by seniors during quarantine to describe how their life is going, “totally GAGA” is both playful and casual in normal conversations.

Bowie, your cats and dogs themed speedo is totally GAGA.

by MrStealYourCousin420 April 27, 2020


Totally vegetarian

Zero tolerance for meats even in the vicinity of veg food, e.g., will not eat vegetarian food cooked in the same barbeque or oil in which meats are being cooked.

For dinner at our place next week, I wanted to know of any of you are totally vegetarian.

by Niksha August 16, 2017


Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.

"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.

by The Good Reefer Kid September 20, 2022