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To touch a dwarf..err, to touch a little person, in order to satisfy the fetichist in you. The touch can be a blatant open handed stroke or a stealthy scrub. Any part of a dward, oops, any part of a little person counts, but there are bonus points if you score a head touch.
Finally did my dwarf touch this morning.
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Having the ability to destroy any film by simply being in its cast (named after Judge Reinhold, who is the first known example of this phenomenon. based originally on "The Midas Touch", a story about a king who could turn anything to gold by touching it)
"Danny DeVito and Bette Midler would have been good in 'Ruthless People', but that movie got hit by The Reinhold Touch"
"Chris Tucker definitely has The Reinhold Touch; even Anthony Hopkins and Roman Polansky couldn't make Rush Hour 2 worth seeing; he screwed up Fifth Element with Gary Oldman and Bruce Willis; and Quentin Tarantino couldn't make 'Jackie Brown' work."
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Painting your hand gold (normally with spray paint) then beating someone off. Nail polish or glitter can be substituted, but is frowned upon.
I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.
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When you fart and then touch someone, and say Cheese Touch, the only way to protect yourself from it is to cross your fingers if you are a girl, if you are a boy, put your two fingers together.
The origins come from "cutting cheese".
Tori had a gnarly fart so she walked over to Angelo who had his fingers straight...and Nini, who was crossing her fingers, so Tori couldn't pass on her Cheese Touch. But Mauricio, didn't know about Cheese Touch, so Tori infected him with it. And he died.
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I penis touched myself in bed at night until i cummed
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Typing without looking at the keys.
"His new secretary has the blind touch & she's fast about it too."
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to be near the point of defecating in one's pants after waiting too long
You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.
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