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A person that likes trucks a little too much and doesn't need multiples of them, but buys them anyway. Usually drinks a lot of beer and is refered to as "rednecks".
Yep thats that truck guy, laying in the corner passed out.
A really big cunt: Male or female, a person who has to "one up" their "bitch" status, usually out of jealously and selfishness or the need for attention. A person who cannot be happy for someone else's happiness.
"Shelly was so jealous about her sister's trip to Hawaii, she wouldn't even take her to the airport. What a cunt truck!"
To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.
I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.
THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.
Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?
Ken: ok, why not?
Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....
When you go to a venue with a panoply of gourmet food trucks and sample several tasty morsels from the assembled proprietors.
Now that I've sampled a la truck, I'm going back to MoGo, Curry Up Now, and Louisiana Territory for seconds!
When one man sticks his big black magnum dong down a girls throat, and another man sitcks his iron giant in her tight, wet, gaping asshole and both start fucking her silly.
Hey Bill Cosby and Sixnine.
"We're gonna do some trailer trucking to you two!"
The prision guards said.
Sexy trucks like Chevrolet Z71s or Ford -250s kids jack up to get attention. Works great and gets you a ton of pussy but in turn f*cks up your gears!
Me: Dude I got a skyjacker 6" inch lift for my Silverado, damn that thing looks sexy!
Katie: Hell yeah!
Lifted Trucks