tuna slap

the act of slapping a woman's vagina with a Tuna Fish...yessir.

"that bitch is pissing me off!"
"she's just begging for a tuna slap!!!"

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tuna wedgie

When a woman is wearing jeans with a belt, you grab her belt buckle & jerk up sharply... driving her crotch seam deep into her cunt... giving her a beautiful Mega Cameltoe.

Debbie pissed me off so much, I hauled off and gave her a tuna wedgie... You should have heard her squeal. Mark had his camera out and managed to get a great picture of her sweet new Mega Cameltoe...

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Bumblebee Tuna

A song by, Mephiskapheles.
About a Sandwich of Bumbleebee Tuna.

I love Bumblebee, Bumblebee Tuna.

I love a sandwich made with Bumblebee

He smiled and said to me “I’ll have some Bumblebee”

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Spooning the Tuna

To spoon one's tuna is to fist one's vagina.

Dave: Do you like spooning the tuna.
Greg: I like spooning your mum's tuna.

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TUNA STANK

Pussy that stinks so bad you can smell it UNDERWATER

Her pussy smelled so bad I could smell it underwater when we were snorkeling in Barra De Navidad Mexico, that's when I started calling her Lady Tuna Stank.

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Tuna Waft

The art of a female queefing in the face of another person of lesser awesomeness or alternatively, in the face of a significant other whilst not paying attention. Hence; wafting them with tuna.

Boy sits staring at his game of Modern Warfare. Girl says "i'm gonna tuna waft him." girl sneaks up behind him and then lets out a loud queef on his head, everyone laughs....except the boy.

He's just been Tuna Wafted.

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Tuna Hotdog

The Term used to describe an individual who has become so high from marijuanna that he misreads the lyrics to "Do the Hustle" as "Tuna Hotdog" - this is all while playing Super Mario Cart and playing with a black light.

da da da dadada da da - da da da dada - Tuna Hotdog!

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