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Inadequate, half-assed, widespread negligence, inability to follow basic standard engineering procedures using sub-standard materials when maintaining or repairing large mechanical items. Influenced by the cultural belief that all is "as God wills."
Please don't use Turkish Maintenance on my new Outback. I paid 18K for it and I need it to get to work for the next 10 years.
Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."
A brothel, a general house of prostitution.
Her first job out of highschool she answered an add to be an enetertainer on a cruise ship and she ended up being the main attraction at some random turkish saloon for about 3 months until she died.
When your laying on your back with legs in the air and Sarah sticks her tounge up your ass and licks out the kebab you ate earlier.
Got a lovely Turkish Tounge Twizzler last night off Sarah. She had Doner Kebab all over her lips, nasty bitch
The most glorious call of duty username known to man kind, he is better than any other player
Cole: man I wish I was as good as the Turkish twinky
Eric: me too
When one man wraps his testes around another man's penis as a means of showing respect
"Good day sir! Let me give you this Turkish Rub as a token of my gratitude for having me within your wonderful confines!" docking
When a pregnant woman gives birth, and loves the feeling of it so much that they insist on it being forcefully shoved back inside the vagina to give birth again.
Why is your head shaped like that?
Because my mom performed a Turkish Multi-Birth!
To wrap kebab meat around your hand and insert your hand into another person's anus.
Thanks Tom that Turkish crab claw was lovely.