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Over-commoditization at the expense of originality, artistic quality, and substance.
Amazon Review of Sophie Jordan's "Firelight", shows Twilight Syndrome in action:
"...She was far too much the super-special yet tragically misunderstood heroine from the get-go, a cardboard cut-out of a character that's getting dog-eared with overuse. Consequently, the cliche "forbidden romance" with the obligatory perfect love interest was contrived from the start. It smacks far too much of Twilight, whose romance nobody should be praising or trying to emulate. I wanted to be subtly and skillfully led into both the story and their relationship; instead I had it shoved at me. Needless to say I will not be reading beyond the few chapters I was prompted to try, and I will just have to hold out for another author to come along and do the opposite to dragons what Stephanie Meyer did do to vampires."
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Can be related to any other teenie, for example a 'My Chemical Romance Teenie'.
Someone who has caught on to the craze of the 'Twilight' novel series by Stephanie Meyer and tries to catch up with the trend, but fails terribly. A Twilight Teenie will most likely read the first three chapters of 'Twilight', will not be bothered to read the rest and will find out what happens in 'Twilight' and the rest of the books by reading what it says on Wikipedia.
*Twilight Fan attempting to have a conversation with a Twilight Teenie*
Twilight Fan: I wonder what will happen in the next Twilight book...?
Twilight Teenie: I know! OMG do you think Edward will have sex with Bella, coz you know he has no blood so he can't get it up... Edward is so HAWT!
TF:... Okay, but I've been wonder what will happen to Jacob, if he'll actually go to the wedding or not.
TT: Well, duuh he'll go to the wedding, he's Edward vampire brother!
TF: Erm... You mean Jasper? Or Emmett?
TT: Oh yeah yeah. And Charlie is the werewolf.
TF: Erm... No he's Bella's father.
TT: Oh that's it right and there's the wierd Italian vampires who, like do stuff to other vampires, like that time they were gonna kill Edward coz Bella was dead.
TF: Yeah... Erm, Bella doesn't die...
TT: Yeah, yeah, that's right, because Bella is the vampire that can see the future.
TF: No... I can't have this conversation with you anymore.
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When somebody or something is super gay.
Lime Beer Is so Twilight!
Derek is so twilight in his new Christmas sweater!
The Sex In The City Movie is so twilight.
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To eat a girl's pussy when she's having her period. Inspired by the poorly conceived, but hugely successful phenom of a recycled vampire series called Twilight.
David: "Yo, that chick has a V that won't quit!"
Dean: "Dude, I heard she's having her period."
David: "Man, I don't give a fuck I'll go twilight on that shit."
Shauna: "Gurl how was your date last night?"
Jenna: "I'm tellin' you I was riding the cotton pony but he went straight twilight on my pussy!"
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Being scared of the book and/or the movie Twilight and/or the Twilight saga.
People who have Twilight-Phobia are called Twilight-phobic
Javi has a bad case of Twilight-Phobia.
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When a girl or woman proceedes to masturbate and sexualally reach an all time high (moan), due to the appearance and/or voice of Edward Cullen and Jacob Black.
When I was in the movie for New Moon, all I heard was Twilight Masturbation.
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The fan-made name for the third installment in the Command & Conquer series of games which will never see the light of day.
I find it unfair that Tiberian Twilight will never be a reality. Thanks a lot, EA Games!!
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