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When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.
Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.
Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".
This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.
Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!
Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"
The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.
Jay goes first.
Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"
Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so fucking twisted, G."
The act of biting and twisting a girl's nipple, like a Tasmanian devil, until the milk squirts out.
Dude, that bitch was so kinky, she wanted a Tasmanian titty twist.
This is when a woman, is performing oral sex on a guy. She does not want the guy to 'nut' in his mouth. So the guy says, 'ok.'
At 'splurging' moment the man takes his hand pulls her head as far down on his 'knob' as he can, and twists...realeasing his magical man chowder as far down her throat as possible.
I gave that bitch the twist n lock!
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9 inch cack motherfucker, do you speak it?
mind twist got his rocks off on my chest
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Taking the bra off with the one-handed reach around. Unoticed by the female occupant
How'd you take her bra off?...Dude!! Really?! You didn't use the Pinch-N-Twist?!
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Recently, scientists have discovered the last page of the kama sutra was ripped out. This page is rumored to contain the steps to the ultimate sex move, which has been nicknamed the "irish twist". It is protected by a small group of sex gods, lead by OG MUDBONE, known as the Order of the Orgasm. Each member knows one step, and will only pass it on to their disciple before they die. All who search for the secrets of the irish twist have been found, killed by over-intense orgasms. Some key steps are predicted to be an industrial washing machine, a leprechaun or two, and a thunderstorm. After the irish twist is complete, a man will be able to find the extremely elusive Z-spot, then die from his orgasm. After 69 days, his penis will rise and he will rule the world
OG Mudbone is the only man alive who can control the power of the irish twist.
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What is said to someone giving you a hard time, a reference to the testicles.
1: I need that money by tuesday man.
2: Just relax, don't twist em.
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