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A horribly overrated, poorly located, atrociously designed school. It's only strength lies in it's engineering prowess, specifically the fields of electrical and computer engineering. Any student who attends this university for any reason other than engineering is blind to the fact that they are utterly wasting their time and money.
Waterloo kids constantly remind anyone who will listen that the school enjoys a healthy relationship with microsoft as a "secret recruiting ground" because that ancient fact is essentially it's only claim to fame.
Students of the school also enjoy making reference to a horribly overdrawn exaggeration in that the school is "The MIT of the North", possibly because they are really stupid enough to believe so, or because they have been shut off from the outside world because of the school's horrendously unfavourable location.
In reality, among Canadian universities, the school sits comfortably in the middle of the pack.
friend 1: So, I'm going to U of T next year. What about you?
friend 2: I was accepted at Waterloo for math, so I'm definitely going there. It's a Canadian Ivy!
friend 1: Sometimes I can't believe we're even friends.
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A Good school where kids go to clubs on tuedays and thursdays and frats on fri and sat. The campus is technicly dry but actully is nowhere close. Full bars and drugs all over in dorms. Great party school in the most powerfull city in the world.
Lets go get black out with those sucsefull kids at American university
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1. Abbreviated UVM: An amazing (but expensive) "public ivy league" University, with a large enough population to offer amazing classes but with few enough people so as not to be overwhelming and crowded.
2. Hippie capitol of the world.
3. Where most of Vermont goes to use drugs.
1. UVM sure is expensive; I needed to sell my soul to the devil to attend.
2. Hey man let's go be hippified at groovy UV!
3. I'm so high... must have been the weed I bought at the University of Vermont.
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The University of Utah is a college in Salt Lake City, Utah. It offers the thrilling lifestyle of living in a desolate wasteland surrounded by Mormons, and the academic prestige of a community college. But, hey, at least it's cheap.
Student: Are you going to the party tonight?
Friend: Party? We're in Utah.
Student: Oh yeah, well I guess we can study for class.
Friend: Why bother? A degree from the University of Utah is ignored outside of Utah, but not needed inside Utah where you can easily get a job from one of your four thousand uncles.
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The beauty pagent that should be called Miss Earth instead because of the lack of other intellegent speices in the contest.
Viewer #1: The new Miss Universe really earned that title.
Smart Person: How do you know?
Viewer #1: Good point it should be called Miss Earth instead
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A Canadian University with an extremely large campus but low student enrolment. Its low enrolment is mainly due to the aging ugly, run-down buildings that are still on campus since the 1950s. Namely the Buildings that house the Schulich School of Engineering.
I know Calgary is a great city in Canada but seriously...this University (i.e. the University of Calgary) is old and not fit for humans to be inside.
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A public university located in Gainesville, Florida. Listed as a Public Ivy, UF is the third largest university in the United States with the eighth largest budget, ranking first among public universities and second among all behind only Harvard in the number of National Merit Scholars enrolled. Known for the invention of the sports drink Gatorade, along with their string of 3 national championships in basketball and football in a span of 366 days.
What do students from the University of Florida and Florida State University have in common? They both got accepted to FSU.
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