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Burning in the sunlight was too mainstream, so they started sparkling instead. Twilight holds many vampire hipster examples.
"Burning in the sunlight is too mainstream," Edward Cullen, the hipster vampire, spoke coolly.
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A vampire playdate is when your "lover" appears by the cover of dark and leaves before sun-up. Can be, but doesn't have to be a secret.
WOW, I am so tired this morning. I was up all night on my Vampire Playdate.
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Vampires having anal intercourse.
Anne Rice's Louis was totally out for vampire buttseks with either Lestat or Armand.
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a white person's blue or pale eyes that look like a vampire's eyes. eyes so pale that they look like their soul is disappearing.
that honky got some crazy vampire eyes. you sure he's even human?
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Arch nemisis of Puffy, the vampire slayer. It pretty much wants to suck your puff.
Puff - Overly frizzy clump of hair. May sometimes seem to be breathing, pulsating, feeding, throbbing and occasionally constructing nuclear weapons. The biggest puff in the world is that of Rachel Puff. Her puff, is a gift from heaven. 100 % divine. She is an angel, trust me.
Vampire puff retains the color from that of which it feeds. Sadly, Rachel Puff could not properly defend herself resulting in Vampire Puff's successful attack.
Thereby producing the now orange golden tint of Vampire Puff.
He is a sly one.
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a networking website for the awesome, scene,emo, gothic, and industrial.
wwww.vampirefreaks.com/kookoobananas
Jaime: did you check vampire freaks today?
Ircha: Yeah, kookoobananas added new pictures!
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Obtaining a vampire cock is simple. When you stick your pee pee in a girls' cooter and she starts her menstual cycle and bleeds all over your hard throbbing vainy cock, you have acheived a vampire cock.
When Kyle was ramming Jess, she started bleeding profusely and Kyle exclaimed "Holy fuck ass! I have a vampire cock!"
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